See through umbrella

  $14.90 I WANT IT I can see clearly now the rain is here…see through umbrella so you can keep an eye on the sky whilst you stay dry. 100% Vinyl Hand Wash Clear color Dome coverage

Bear Grylls multi-tool

  $14.28 I WANT IT Good enough for Bear Grylls, good enough for me. Use it to prepare your yak’s eyeball which will taste, as Bear says “”Awful. It’s like an eruption of just cold, fluid, gristle, blood.” … enjoy. Ten...

Pac-Man bottle opener

  $10.69 I WANT IT Gobble Gobble. If you still have a couple of bucks left over from buying your new Pac-Man table then get this bright yellow Pac-Man bottle opener to open some beers as wait for your turn to play.

Stache ball dog toy

  $14.40 I WANT IT A ball on one end, and a cartoon mustache on the other – brilliant Dogs love to hold the ball in their mouth and shake the mustache back and forth like it’s prey Constructed from all natural solid rubber Great for playing a game of...

Edible gold spray

  $7.20 I WANT IT Distract everyone from your crappy cooking skills by spraying everything you cook gold. Who is going to care that your xmas turkey is still frozen in the middle when its an awesome glimmering gold?! Certified kosher by United States K of Los...

Fashion icon tea bags

  $15.00 I WANT IT For dedicated followers of fashion, these t-bags allow you to have high tea with Karl Lagerfeld, Naomi Campbell or Jean Paul Gaultier. Looks better than a PG Tips t-bag.

Dog teeth balls

  $6.38 I WANT IT When they get this teeth dog ball aligned perfectly you will fall off your seat. It may not come today, tomorrow or the next day, but when it does prepare to laugh you nuts off. Dog ball teeth rock.

Savings tin

  $8.99 I WANT IT Learning to save for what you want is an essential part of growing up and this money tin will have you saving like you were on crack. Drugs are for winners as some looser once said…

Knitted alcohol bottle sleeve

  $12.99 I WANT IT Knitted alcohol bottle sleeve, just like your gran would make. Hide your bottle of favorite whisky under this rather fetching bottle jumper, or make any bottle gift just that little bit less impersonal!

Bamboo drinking straws

  $7.49 I WANT IT Tia Maria and Lucozade anyone? Whatever your cocktail of choice, add a touch of class with these bamboo styled drinking straws. Made of paper, they also allow you to do your big for the environment too. Win-win.

Dad’s are the original hipsters

  $12.95 I WANT IT Something every dad should leave in his kid’s room to show them that dads were the original hipsters with this cool book, “Dads were the original hipsters” Based on the blog phenomenon of the same name, this book celebrates...

Bacon plasters

  $5.97 I WANT IT The best present money can buy for injured bacon lovers. Tin Container measures approx. 3-3/4″ H Each tin contains fifteen bandages Each bandage measures approx. 3″ L x 3/4″ W Each tin contains a bonus...

World scratch map

  $17.99 I WANT IT This world map is covered with a gold foil top layer like a big lotto scratch card, so you can scratch off locations around the world as you visit them. Scratch off the whole lot and you win nothing but will have seen a lot of...

Dollar bill toilet rolls

  $5.91 I WANT IT This is how the rich roll/wipe. 3 Ply Toilet Paper $100 Bill Printed Throughout the Whole Roll. 200 Sheets per roll. Printed On Each Sheet Throughout Roll.

Unicorn meat

  $12.99 I WANT IT Unicorn mean in a can. OK, so we all know it would be cruel to have real unicorn meat, so this can has a dismembered stuffed unicorn toy inside instead.

Balls of steel whisky coolers

  $19.99 I WANT IT   Balls of Steel – chill your whiskey, wine or spirits. Forged from the highest quality stainless steel. (FDA approved for food and drink) Preform, faster and more efficient than ice. Profits go directly to support testicular cancer cure...

Shot spinner

  $9.99 I WANT IT Spin it…Shoot it…Spin it…Shoot it…Spin it…Shoot it…Spin it…Shoot it…Spin it…Shoot it…Spin it…Shoot it…Spin it…Shoot it…Spin it…Shoot it…Spin...

Goatee Saver shaper

  $19.99 I WANT IT If you are geek enough to want a goatee, then you may well be geek enough to want this goatee shaper. Never have a wonky goatee again. Ask people what the definition of a goatee is…. No one can describe it without touching their face....

Zombie bottle opener

  $19.95 I WANT IT Like zombies? Like opening bottles? Then get this zombie bottle opener. Looks more weird than spooky but fun either way. The perfect present for a zombie loving alcoholic.

Darth Vader stress ball

  $13.94 I WANT IT Stress no more with this Darth Vader stress ball. Squeeze Darth’s head and feel the stress fly away to outer space. Don’t underestimate the force…of the Darth Vader stress ball…

Floating bookshelf

  $17.99 I WANT IT Make your books float with this floating bookshelf. A simple yet cool addition to any home office. Conceal floating book shelf by umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books Constructed of powder-coated steel;...

Meatball basket

  $19.67 I WANT IT Make perfect BBQ meatballs with this cool meatball basket. Outdoor meatball basket by Outset High quality nonstick coating contains no PTFE’s or PFOA’s; long rosewood handles for easy and safe turning Holds up to 12 meatballs Basket...

Red wine thermometer

  $14.86 I WANT IT You have the perfect bottle of wine, so make sure it is served at the perfect temperature. Digital wine thermometer Elegant black and stainless steel finish Shows most popular wine serving temperatures Self-activated button gives instant...

Skull shot glasses

  $8.49 I WANT IT Skull shot glasses, because you know you are going to feel like death in the morning. 3d skull shot glasses Set of 4 glasses Made of glass Hold 1.5-ounces Perfect for halloween parties and getting spookily...

Screw fridge magnets

  $9.99 I WANT IT Much better idea to use these screw fridge magnets than to actually put screws into your fridge. But they are currently unavailable so maby you will have to just use the real thing and buy a new fridge when you get bored of...

Boobs ice luge

  $7.95 I WANT IT Combine two of the better things in life (boobs and booze) with this boobs ice luge mold. Make the boobs with the mold and tubes provided and you have yourself a party winner. Pour booze into the top and take the shot from the perfectly pert icy...