Darkfin webbed swim glove

  $25.95 I WANT IT Unless your parent were also brother and sister, or ducks, you would have missed out on webbed hands and feet. These power gloves make swimming a breeze by increasing your hands surface by 70%. More surface, more power for you to get where you...

King Ice Crown And Chain Biggie Hip Hop Pendant

  $300.00 I WANT IT Wanna be a hip-hop star? Start of by buying some bling and show your homie love for Biggie Smalls with this pimped out pendant. The pendant shows detailed facial features of the king of rap range, CZ with yellow CZ on crown, and bail. This...

See through umbrella

  $14.90 I WANT IT I can see clearly now the rain is here…see through umbrella so you can keep an eye on the sky whilst you stay dry. 100% Vinyl Hand Wash Clear color Dome coverage

Michelangelo’s David Statue boxershorts

  $24.99 I WANT IT David is a masterpiece of Renaissance sculpture created between 1501 and 1504, by the Italian artist Michelangelo. It is a 5.17-metre marble statue of a standing male nude. Michelangelo’s David boxer shorts are a masterpiece of...

Baby work shirt

  $31.05 I WANT IT Your little baby boy has been lounging around the house for  6 months or more now and it’s time to kick his butt into gear. No job, no money and no future. Get him kitted out for a life of working hard, with this baby work shirt. Sure to...

Ralph Lauren mid sneaker

  $79.00 I WANT IT When they get this teeth dog ball aligned perfectly you will fall off your seat. It may not come today, tomorrow or the next day, but when it does prepare to laugh you nuts off. Dog ball teeth rock.

Nike air max 90

  $94.95 I WANT IT Nke Air Max have been the must have shoes for a long time now and these pink women’s runners are simply cute.

Cooling cap

  $24.95 I WANT IT It’s hot a hell outside, but you don’t want to be cooped up in A/C when you have things to see and do. Brave the heat with this ingenious cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20º F cooler than outside air temperature....

Watch travel case

  $74.95 I WANT IT IF you have expensive watches and like to travel with at least 2 spares then grab this luxury leather watch travel case. Store your Armand Nicolet or Girard Perregaux Laureato in style and never worry how your prized watches are travelling at...

Armand Nicolet Men’s T619N-NR-G9610

  $7,800.00 I WANT IT Armand Nicolet creates mechanical watches of limited production, resulting from the know-how and special technical skills of elite specialists who have worked for the Maison for generations. These watches bear excellent handmade finishing,...

Nike Air Jordan 1

  $104.99 I WANT IT Retro cool Nike Air Jordan 1’s – Get back to old skool with these dazzling white retro Nike basketball shoe’s. Good luck keeping them white…stepsies…

Nike Womens Sky Hi City

  $340.00 I WANT IT Nike girls hitops are just cool so buy some for you girlfriend, wife, daughter, sister, niece… Product Nike Wmns Dunk Sky Hi City Pack – Milan (598216-200) Color BRKRT BRW/MTLLC GLD...

French maid outfit

  $36.95 I WANT IT Not sure what to wear for that fancy dress party? Look no further than this sexy french maid outfit including puffed sleeves dress with attached apron and feather duster. You probably won’t get much cleaning done in this...

Equestrian vaulting unitard

  $75.60 I WANT IT Equestrian vaulting unitard Buy this equestrian vaulting unitard if you an acrobat, gymnast, dancer, equestrian vaulter, athlete, circus performer or just if you think your girlfriend would look hot doing the housework in...

Hoodie pillow

  $25.00 I WANT IT Never get a cold head whilst napping again with this cool (warm) hoodie pillow. The perfect siesta companion gives comfort, warmth and music…i’m going for a sleep. 80% cotton/20% polyester Great for reading, watching TV, studying or...

Sure Fuck cologne

  $24.00 I WANT IT This cologn doesnt come with any guarantees, but it’s gotta be worth a try if you’ve lost your mojo. Sure Fuck…yes, it really exists.

Kangoo Jumps boots

  $259.00 I WANT IT Jump like your are on the moon with these fun low impact boots. Fitness just got fun again. Special Edition Pink and Black XR3se Low Impact Activity for Weight Loss, Muscle Training, Core Workout for ALL FITNESS LEVELS! Joints Ache? Knees...

Ray-Ban Wayfarer Sunglasses

  $159.95 I WANT IT Wayfarers signify what the look of rock and roll is all about. Classically framed and completely iconic, this pair of sunglasses from Ray-Ban is lightweight, durable, and ready to exude some serious attitude. Product...

Pigeon head mask

  $34.99 I WANT IT Don’t go to another fancy dress party with a crappy costume because we all know that people think your boring and sad. Slip this pigeon head mask on and crap on all the other lame costumes from a great height. Also available are horse,...

Sydney Opera House T-shirt

  $28.28 I WANT IT My girlfriend went to Sydney and all i got was this lousy T-shirt…thanks, I love it. Also available for babies…

Pooping moose knitted xmas jumper

  $35.99 I WANT IT Xmas is all about family, eating, drinking and those really shit jumpers your nan knits you. Beat her at her own game and get this crappy pooping moose xmas jumper. Knitted just like nan does it.

Lil Characters lobster costume

  $24.76 I WANT IT Dress your kids up in this lobster suit, sit him on the beach and take the perfect embarrassing-photo-to-use-at-their-21st-birthday-party. Costume includes lined jumpsuit, hood and slip on booties and comes in 3 different sizes from 12 months...

Sprayground Money Bag Backpack

  $58.00 I WANT IT Sprayground Money Bag for cash stylee This cool sprayground money bag backpack makes you look like you just robbed a bank so leave the balaclava at home or you might be getting pulled up by the 5–0 on the way to work. It also comes in a...